Friend's Entry

This one is roy sms me de.. so here goes:

A kid telling his mum and granny when looking at the wanted fatty food poster.

(i think its the one with fatty food will put pic if i manage to find)

"Mee! 鸡腿有罪meh?

为什么鸡腿有罪?

我怀疑它杀了人，那个人吃鸡腿时哽到，

然后说aiyah!太油了就死掉。

This one our miss leng told me today:

*A guy dashes into the library and approaches the librarian*

Guy shouted: "Excuse me!!!! Can i have a Fish burger?"

*Librarian looks stunned*

Librarian:" Excuse me sir... but this is a library!"

Guy :"oh... sorry"

Guy whispers:"Excuse me! can i have a fish burger?"